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This topic reminds me of a Frankie Boyle story, which he swears is true:
A young Scottish couple were married and after the ceremony, various poses were adopted fro the family albums. One such pose was for the groom, who was wearing a kilt, to sit on his new wife's knee. Fine, no problem, big smiles all round until he stood up ........... thereby leaving a big brown skidmark down the front of the bride's pristine wedding gown ...