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This first visit report is for anyone like me, who is as nervous as fuck about doing anything with another bloke, or nervous about going to a place like this, but always been tempted. Here is my experience - hope it helps a bit. Feel free to message me any specific questions.
I have been on here ages, and apart from some online messaging with some great blokes on here, I have never really taken it any further. More a horny curious middle aged bloke. But I have always wanted to go to a sauna. Specifically Northwich sauna, after reading about it on here.
I pass through the area regularly, and a few times (more than i’ll admit to) I have purposely driven past with the intent of going for it. But never have. Christ, once I even actually had the courage to park up on their car park. But then chickened out and drove off again.
So it’s with personal pride I can say - I DID IT!!!! I actually fucking did it!!!. This week I managed to not only park on the car park, but after sitting their bricking myself for half an hour, I finally managed to get out the car and walk (very quickly) straight into reception. I watched a few other men go in first, and they looked similar to me (middle aged, stocky, average). So I thought, if they can do it, then so could I. I’m in my 40s for fuck’s sake!!!
So in I goes. Having thought about this for a long time, I was fully prepared. Had the right cash to pay to get in. From the pics of the place that I had seen on their website, and reviews online, I sort of new were I was heading. The bloke on front desk was really friendly, and could probably see I was nervous. But I said i’d rather find my own way round, so I opted out of the grand tour. This was my strategy in case after 2 minutes I realised this wasn’t for me, and I wanted to leave. I would not be able to do that very easily if I was being shown around.
But I didn’t leave. I got out of my clothes (i’d purposely wore stuff I could get out of and back into really easy). I had taken swim shorts to wear, but decided to not bother, and just wear a towel.
I headed to the steam room. It was for whatever reason where I thought I’d feel most comfortable (I realise that doesn’t make sense - but I just wanted to get acclimatised to the place, and thought that might be best place to start). I sat their for a while, then went for a little wander, mainly avoiding eye contact with anyone who came within 5 feet of me, and went back. When I came back there were a few others in there. Several going through to the darker area at the back. One bloke - about same age, build as me, was almost opposite. We did keep catching each others eye - but nothing was said.
He left for a while - and he eventually came back. But this time he sat on my side. We were not close though.
Then an older fella came in, and sat the other side of him, which kind of gave this bloke the opportunity to slide a bit closer to me. It seemed at every opportunity he was inching closer. Fine by me I thought.
Eventually, he was close enough that our towels were touching. And every time he moved his hand on his lap, it would very slightly brush me.
This has got to be a signal, right? Well I took it as one, and started to do the same. So two blokes, in a steam room, pretending to fidget, with the purpose of ‘accidentally’ touching the other. Well that’s what it felt like to me. At this point our arms are literally sticking to each other with sweat/steam. This is definitely on I thought!!
I was right. He caught my eye, and sort of beckoned something with his head. This encouraged me to actually lean in and say ‘What?’ He then leaked in, and said quietly ‘wanna go?’ I took it in the only way it could have been meant - and just said ’go for it’. He stood up, and me not quite knowing the drill, I followed.
We basically ended up in a cubicle/room. We didn’t really say anything. Well we may have done. But it was all just to cover over the situ. I just basically played like a sheep and copied along. He whisked his towel off and stood there naked in front of me, and so did I. He was already hard - and began wanking himself. I got hard very quickly at this point - almost like in a comedy (I was expecting to hear the comedy whistle go up as my dick did).
We were stood about a foot apart - we were wanking ourselves off at each other I guess. We did this for a few mins, every now and again he’d touch me, or I’d touch him. Then he moved his hand on to my dick, which I let him do. And then after a bit I just sort of copied, and we were now wanking each other off. Every now and again he pulled my cock closer to his, and rubbed the heads of our dicks together. After a few more minutes he pulled my cock (and me) even closer so that our stomachs were now touching. I can’t remember what we were doing with our other hands, but now he pulled my cock on top of his, and started wanking both our cocks off at the same time. It felt really nice. He was breathing quite heavily (maybe a smoker?)and every few seconds he made a very quiet grunting sound. This actually turned me on more.
So he was stroking both his and my cock together - Either his thumb, or the head of his cock underneath, was just catching my most sensitive spot on every stroke, and I came very quickly at this point - probably less than a minute I’d say. And I mean really came - I really ejaculated in every sense of the word. Probably all that pent up feeling that had built up to finally do this. A lot of my cum went all over his cock. I mumbled sorry or something along the lines to that, but he said - 'Don’t be fucking sorry that's good' - and continued rubbing us together, he then immediately came too. So there we were, two hairy middle aged men, standing right against each other, our hands, cocks, balls and pubes covered in each others cum.
I grabbed my towel, and he grabbed his, and not really knowing what to say next, I just said as a joke - “hope thats the right towel, I wouldn’t want any of your spunk on mine’? We both (kind of) laughed. I then had the biggest urge to leave - straight away.
But I remember reading (on here actually) that as soon as that ‘just cum’ feeling wears off, that I might feel horny again. So I sat it out. After about 15 minutes I began to think about what had just happened, and I felt a twitch. So i thought ‘in for a penny, in for a pound’ - And ended up in the sauna. Really enjoyed that.
A few blokes came and went (excuse the pun). I just generally liked the vibe in the sauna and the steam room. All those sweaty men coming and going.
But alas I didn’t hook up with anyone else. I could have I reckon. But at this stage I needed to make a move.
Anyway that’s it - won’t bore you with details of leaving the joint - although getting out the place and walking to car was as nerve-racking as going in. Oh well. I’ve done it now finally. Really enjoyed it. Will go back - and stay longer next time. But a great first visit.