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By *asperJ  (M) 15 weeks ago

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Now that most things have gone metric why do we still measure cocks in inches?

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By *cunnyApril   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD) 15 weeks ago

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I think it is an old person thing, if I hear something is 15cm I still work it out in inches so I can understand it is six inches x

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By *ldick72   profile verified by photo (M) 15 weeks ago

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And why do we still measure the roads in miles and drink beer by the pint...because we are British.

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By *racknell Cum Eater  (M) 15 weeks ago

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Metric is not for cocks, I know what 8 inches is I can imagine the length in my mind, centimetres I do not have a clue of. Thankfully the majority of guys still use inches which is good & we are British after all. Hopefully the supermarkets will also return to pounds & ounces too as I know what a pound of meat is

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*ernicd By *ernicd   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD) 15 weeks ago

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"I think it is an old person thing, if I hear something is 15cm I still work it out in inches so I can understand it is six inches x"

Just had a look at your pix April and I reckon there must be many who would happily give you 6".

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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mathematics is thirsty work .... I'm off for a .57 litre of beer.

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*ernicd By *ernicd   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD) 15 weeks ago

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"mathematics is thirsty work .... I'm off for a .57 litre of beer."

568ml surely??

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*ountain By  *ountain    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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Or a yard of ale.

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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"mathematics is thirsty work .... I'm off for a .57 litre of beer.

568ml surely??"

You can never be too perfect

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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"Or a yard of ale. "

If your yard is full of ale I reckon you should hurry up and get supping

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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What's the memorizing rhyme?

A litre of water is a pint a three quarter

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*ountain By  *ountain    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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No , i was referring to the measurements.

Not having a backyard with a lot of alcohol in it ! Hav u not heard of a 'yard of ale 'before. That's surprising.

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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LOLOL. You’re having me on ... is it now a meter of ale? Does all that booze affect the gas flow through the meter?

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*ordic-knight By *ordic-knight   premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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A meter of lager doesn't sound as good as a yard of ale

I used to use a courtyard style pub called the Yard of Ale. The it went all trendy with disco light and a new name which I can't remember. Closed now

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By *utdoorboy  (M) 15 weeks ago

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"Now that most things have gone metric why do we still measure cocks in inches?"

Because we have had enough of foreigners fucking with our lives! Hence brexit!

Now we have thw chinese trying to kill everyone off too!

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*ountain By  *ountain    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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And wot does that leave us with !

Shit head boris.

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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I’ve got no problem with foreigners, the Chinese or Boris. I judge people by their actions as individuals.

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*ordic-knight By *ordic-knight   premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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Change the record Mountain. You are getting boring now

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By *ugbydad  (M) 15 weeks ago

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Well said Nordic Knight... You are so right about Mountain and others like him on these forums....

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*ountain By  *ountain    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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He mentioned brexit first. I was quite content to talk about cocks.

And you hav always been boring.

And i hav judged the boris idiot by his actions.

And others like YOU on these forums.

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*ountain By  *ountain    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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Rugbylad luvs nordic

Rugbylad luvs nordic

Na na nana na

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*ountain By  *ountain    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 15 weeks ago

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Just had a look at yor name. My mistake shows how much i take notice of u.

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By *ayMan007   profile verified by photo (M) 15 weeks ago

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"Metric is not for cocks, I know what 8 inches is I can imagine the length in my mind, centimetres I do not have a clue of. Thankfully the majority of guys still use inches which is good & we are British after all. Hopefully the supermarkets will also return to pounds & ounces too as I know what a pound of meat is "

How can you not have a clue about centimeters? There are 2 1/2 centimeters to the inch! Simple.

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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"Metric is not for cocks, I know what 8 inches is I can imagine the length in my mind, centimetres I do not have a clue of. Thankfully the majority of guys still use inches which is good & we are British after all. Hopefully the supermarkets will also return to pounds & ounces too as I know what a pound of meat is

How can you not have a clue about centimeters? There are 2 1/2 centimeters to the inch! Simple. "

My cock is in millimetres as it sounds more exciting.

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By *androlling  (M) 15 weeks ago

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We still buy pints aswell

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By *eros54  (M) 15 weeks ago

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"We still buy pints aswell "

.....or a ROUND of pints

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By *ugbydad  (M) 15 weeks ago

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With each new post you make Mountain, you further demonstrate what an absolutely pathetic individual

you are.. Goodbye.

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*astkenter By *astkenter  (M) 15 weeks ago

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"Now that most things have gone metric why do we still measure cocks in inches?

Because we have had enough of foreigners fucking with our lives! Hence brexit!

Now we have thw chinese trying to kill everyone off too!"

I can't see how silly comments like these are helpful in the current crisis, but maybe I am missing something.

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*etropolis By *etropolis   profile verified by photo (M) 15 weeks ago

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"LOLOL. You’re having me on ... is it now a meter of ale? Does all that booze affect the gas flow through the meter? "

You'd have to meter the metre.

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*etropolis By *etropolis   profile verified by photo (M) 15 weeks ago

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"Metric is not for cocks, I know what 8 inches is I can imagine the length in my mind, centimetres I do not have a clue of. Thankfully the majority of guys still use inches which is good & we are British after all. Hopefully the supermarkets will also return to pounds & ounces too as I know what a pound of meat is

How can you not have a clue about centimeters? There are 2 1/2 centimeters to the inch! Simple. "

You can't have 2 1/2 centimeters as 2 1/2 is an imperial measurement. And its 2.54 cm to the inch.

Why would we go back to imperial when it's easier and only 3 other countries still use it?

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By *ormat  (M) 15 weeks ago

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I grew up in America, and was used to the Imperial/US system (they're not quite the same). Now I'm becoming more used to the metric system, which I've always liked, but a lot of things I can't visualise, such as a 15cm or whatever cock. It's sll what you are used to for familiarity, but for calculation, metric is much easier. I really like it for cooking, especially weighing things that I used to measure in cups.

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By *iteskin   profile verified by photo (M) 13 weeks ago

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Cock and car tyres are measured in inches around the world

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By *ayMan007   profile verified by photo (M) 13 weeks ago

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"Cock and car tyres are measured in inches around the world"

And TV screens sizes.

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*etropolis By *etropolis   profile verified by photo (M) 13 weeks ago

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Car tyres are measured in millimeters around the world, with the exception of the USA and possible Myanmar and Liberia.

TV's are in metric and imperial.

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