"Does anyone seriously believe our pedantic friend really didn't work out who was meant by Cleggy?
The persona of being perpetually bewildered by everyday things is a long way past being stale. If the intention of being a member on here is to establish contact with others for sex, and from the often repeated phone sex post I assume it is, then a mighty fine job is being done to dissuade any such contact.
Let's hope this is looked on as constructive and causes inner reflection, for I am an eternal optimist.
I had no idea (and still don't) who 'cleggy' is! Why don't people take the trouble to type names in full instead of inventing pseudonyms for people and expecting anyone to be able to work out who they're talking about?
Oh come on Mr Dionysus I am sure that 99% of the guys on this site [The other 1% are probably too busy shagging to read the forum] knew that Cleggy meant Nick Clegg. Perhaps I should say Sir Nicholas Clegg the former Liberal-Democratic Party Member of Parliament for the Hallam Division of Sheffield since you do not like pseudonyms, nicknames or abbreviations
And on what do you base your statistic? Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli said: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
Hate to have to break the news to you my dear Mr Dionysus, but Benjamin Disraeli is no longer prime minister. By the way he was often affectionately referred to as Dizzy