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By *heshire baldie  (M) 2 weeks ago

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I had a thought (yes, I know, not another one) about a great Game Show.

We put all the senior politicians in the Jungle, and we all ring in to KEEP THEM THERE!

All the money can go to the homeless :o)

What do you think?

I'll get my coat . . . .

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By *atinesque  (M) 2 weeks ago

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Give them a year each in ordinary housing estates, with no bodyguards, no specially trained driver, no car (buses, or walking), welfare payments or low wage amounts, bedroom tax, council tax, electricity, gas, rent, water and life to pay for, and let's see if they enjoy their sudden attack of austerity!

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Give them a year each in ordinary housing estates, with no bodyguards, no specially trained driver, no car (buses, or walking), welfare payments or low wage amounts, bedroom tax, council tax, electricity, gas, rent, water and life to pay for, and let's see if they enjoy their sudden attack of austerity!"

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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Give them a year each in ordinary housing estates, with no bodyguards, no specially trained driver, no car (buses, or walking), welfare payments or low wage amounts, bedroom tax, council tax, electricity, gas, rent, water and life to pay for, and let's see if they enjoy their sudden attack of austerity!"

now that's a brilliant idea

A better idea than jungle although that's a. Good idea

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How about fixing MPs pay to the minimum wage say 5 times a 40 hour week at minimum. I bet we would see an increase in the minimum wage every year above the rate of inflation.

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By *poty   profile verified by photo (M) 2 weeks ago

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The PM MRS May has already signed up to go on th show. She will have here feet up by the spring.

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"The PM MRS May has already signed up to go on th show. She will have here feet up by the spring. "

my phone bill will be at its highest Mrs may will be doing all trails

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"The PM MRS May has already signed up to go on th show. She will have here feet up by the spring. "

my phone bill will be at its highest Mrs may will be doing all trails

And I bet alot will do same

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By *heshire baldie  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"The PM MRS May has already signed up to go on th show. She will have here feet up by the spring. my phone bill will be at its highest Mrs may will be doing all trails

And I bet alot will do same "

One of mrs may’s challenges will be to eat a kangaroos testicles - while he’s still wearing them.

That’ll bring tears to his eyes

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By *atinesque  (M) 2 weeks ago

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And, no doubt, joy to hers!

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"The PM MRS May has already signed up to go on th show. She will have here feet up by the spring. my phone bill will be at its highest Mrs may will be doing all trails

And I bet alot will do same

One of mrs may’s challenges will be to eat a kangaroos testicles - while he’s still wearing them.

That’ll bring tears to his eyes"

really would to see that

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By *ikey1973   profile verified by photo (M) 2 weeks ago

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Out of the high profile politicians around at the moment Mrs May would be a good choice and I think an entertain8ng choice.

She certainly has the bravery and stamina to win and what’s a few kangaroo bollocks between friends.

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By *abby60  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Out of the high profile politicians around at the moment Mrs May would be a good choice and I think an entertain8ng choice.

She certainly has the bravery and stamina to win and what’s a few kangaroo bollocks between friends. "

Oh, I can see it now !

Theresa may, sent off to win ten meals for the contestants !!

She'd come back with a packet of crackers, Ffs !

Lol !

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Out of the high profile politicians around at the moment Mrs May would be a good choice and I think an entertain8ng choice.

She certainly has the bravery and stamina to win and what’s a few kangaroo bollocks between friends.

Oh, I can see it now !

Theresa may, sent off to win ten meals for the contestants !!

She'd come back with a packet of crackers, Ffs !

Lol ! "

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By *ikey1973   profile verified by photo (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Out of the high profile politicians around at the moment Mrs May would be a good choice and I think an entertain8ng choice.

She certainly has the bravery and stamina to win and what’s a few kangaroo bollocks between friends.

Oh, I can see it now !

Theresa may, sent off to win ten meals for the contestants !!

She'd come back with a packet of crackers, Ffs !

Lol ! "

Yes she would always come through with something. Definitely not a quitter.

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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To some they beloved Mr s may can do no wrong lol

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By *poty   profile verified by photo (M) 2 weeks ago

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If Mrs MAY stands down ,do we end up with JUNE. Or do we just Waite until JAN is ready.

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By *heshire baldie  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Out of the high profile politicians around at the moment Mrs May would be a good choice and I think an entertain8ng choice.

She certainly has the bravery and stamina to win and what’s a few kangaroo bollocks between friends.

Oh, I can see it now !

Theresa may, sent off to win ten meals for the contestants !!

She'd come back with a packet of crackers, Ffs !

Lol ! "

She’ll go on the trial to earn food and she’ll come back with a log and a coconut shell- then claim it’s a success

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Out of the high profile politicians around at the moment Mrs May would be a good choice and I think an entertain8ng choice.

She certainly has the bravery and stamina to win and what’s a few kangaroo bollocks between friends.

Oh, I can see it now !

Theresa may, sent off to win ten meals for the contestants !!

She'd come back with a packet of crackers, Ffs !

Lol !

She’ll go on the trial to earn food and she’ll come back with a log and a coconut shell- then claim it’s a success "

I bet there be afew on here claiming samething lol

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By *heshire baldie  (M) 2 weeks ago

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That’s what you get for sending an idiot on an important job

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By *abby60  (M) 2 weeks ago

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I can see the stupid woman now ! Walking back across the bridge, with a packet of crackers, saying "its my meal or no meal !!"

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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Let's get afew things right here

Mrs may is not a stupid woman at all.

You can't get into position she has being stupid more like have to be intelligent to do that.

All Mrs may has done is made some bad decisions and stuck by them as she thinks there right

And could turn out to be right too, doubt that though

These bad decisions could yet be put right one day by someone else I would think.

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By *abby60  (M) 2 weeks ago

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Jumping your guns a bit, Danny boy

Where in that post did I mention a name?

Stupid is, as stupid does !! (Forest gump).

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By *heshire baldie  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Let's get afew things right here

Mrs may is not a stupid woman at all.

You can't get into position she has being stupid more like have to be intelligent to do that.

All Mrs may has done is made some bad decisions and stuck by them as she thinks there right

And could turn out to be right too, doubt that though

These bad decisions could yet be put right one day by someone else I would think. "

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By *abby60  (M) 2 weeks ago

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Jumping your guns a bit, Danny boy

Where in that post did I mention a name?

Stupid is, as stupid does !! (Forest gump)."

you can't say you wasn't on about. May

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By *heshire baldie  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Jumping your guns a bit, Danny boy

Where in that post did I mention a name?

Stupid is, as stupid does !! (Forest gump)."

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"Jumping your guns a bit, Danny boy

Where in that post did I mention a name?

Stupid is, as stupid does !! (Forest gump)."

so you want to be rude and call me stupid for coming to conclusion that you was obviously on about Mrs may

Well look at that few posts before yours all on about Mrs may being in jungle.

And who as become famous for saying my deal or no deal

Let me think...... Oh yes Mrs may

So what exactly is stupid about that eh

You don't make any sense at all

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By *ikey1973   profile verified by photo (M) 2 weeks ago

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"I had a thought (yes, I know, not another one) about a great Game Show.

We put all the senior politicians in the Jungle, and we all ring in to KEEP THEM THERE!

All the money can go to the homeless :o)

What do you think?

I'll get my coat . . . . "

I think it would be a good show but the thread seems to have been sidetracked from your humorous plan lol.

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By *heshire baldie  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"I had a thought (yes, I know, not another one) about a great Game Show.

We put all the senior politicians in the Jungle, and we all ring in to KEEP THEM THERE!

All the money can go to the homeless :o)

What do you think?

I'll get my coat . . . .

I think it would be a good show but the thread seems to have been sidetracked from your humorous plan lol. "

Usual suspects as ever

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By *annyboy87  (M) 2 weeks ago

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"I had a thought (yes, I know, not another one) about a great Game Show.

We put all the senior politicians in the Jungle, and we all ring in to KEEP THEM THERE!

All the money can go to the homeless :o)

What do you think?

I'll get my coat . . . .

I think it would be a good show but the thread seems to have been sidetracked from your humorous plan lol.

Usual suspects as ever "

yes usual suspects picking on one as usual

Just because he's had ago at someone for calling him stupid but see nothing said about that just putting thumb up to it

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By *ikey1973   profile verified by photo (M) 2 weeks ago

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"I had a thought (yes, I know, not another one) about a great Game Show.

We put all the senior politicians in the Jungle, and we all ring in to KEEP THEM THERE!

All the money can go to the homeless :o)

What do you think?

I'll get my coat . . . .

I think it would be a good show but the thread seems to have been sidetracked from your humorous plan lol.

Usual suspects as ever "

It does seem to be the case but I’ll reserve judgement.

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By *abby60  (M) 2 weeks ago

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Dannyboy87

Do not send me private messages, regarding items posted in forums !

Please reply through the forum.

Thank you.

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By *annyboy87  (M) 1 week ago

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"Dannyboy87

Do not send me private messages, regarding items posted in forums !

Please reply through the forum.

Thank you."

I do apologise it was meant for the forum

Must have pressed wrong button so sorry

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By *abby60  (M) 1 week ago

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"Dannyboy87

Do not send me private messages, regarding items posted in forums !

Please reply through the forum.

Thank you.I do apologise it was meant for the forum

Must have pressed wrong button so sorry "

That isn't possible, and you know it.

I just asked you not to do it again. No excuse needed. Subject closed.

Thank you.

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By *heshire baldie  (M) 1 week ago

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"I had a thought (yes, I know, not another one) about a great Game Show.

We put all the senior politicians in the Jungle, and we all ring in to KEEP THEM THERE!

All the money can go to the homeless :o)

What do you think?

I'll get my coat . . . .

I think it would be a good show but the thread seems to have been sidetracked from your humorous plan lol.

Usual suspects as ever yes usual suspects picking on one as usual

Just because he's had ago at someone for calling him stupid but see nothing said about that just putting thumb up to it "

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By *abby60  (M) 1 week ago

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Yeeessss !

Let's get back to the original thread, and have some fun with it !

It is after all, an amusing idea!

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Give them a year each in ordinary housing estates, with no bodyguards, no specially trained driver, no car (buses, or walking), welfare payments or low wage amounts, bedroom tax, council tax, electricity, gas, rent, water and life to pay for, and let's see if they enjoy their sudden attack of austerity!"

This was done many years ago by both Michael Portfolio and Matthew Paris, but only for a week or two.

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By *abby60  (M) 1 week ago

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Give them a year each in ordinary housing estates, with no bodyguards, no specially trained driver, no car (buses, or walking), welfare payments or low wage amounts, bedroom tax, council tax, electricity, gas, rent, water and life to pay for, and let's see if they enjoy their sudden attack of austerity!

This was done many years ago by both Michael Portfolio and Matthew Paris, but only for a week or two."

Yes, I seem to remember the Portillo programme. Must have been 15 years ago.

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