By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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Stand by for a lecture!! ……..
I find that people with no sense of humour find it impossible to appreciate that other people do have a sense of humour, albeit of various kinds …. think about it. I cite the medical profession, the Police Force, and certainly, the armed forces, as having darker and drier types of humour which are systemic and vital to the jobs they do. Want an example?
Two infantry men, bogged down in a raid somewhere in Bosnia. Taking cover in a shell hole, been there for two days, run out of water, but can't shift because of a sniper. One says to the other, I'll make a move, lay down some covering fire. We have to find water. Off he goes, zig zagging, bullets clipping at his heels. He dives into another shell hole, where he finds a woman. No water, but whilst he's there, he may aswell get a couple of shags in. Finishes, puts his cock away, gives her tits a last friendly squeeze and shouts to his mate that he's coming back. Automatic rifle fire comes from his previous shell hole and he scampers back, throwing himself over the edge. Did you get any water, his mate ask? No, but I got a great shag, there was a woman over there and points to the other shell hole. You fuckin' lucky bastard, says his mate, did you get a blow job aswell? Nah, he replied ………. I couldn't find her head!