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How do u clean out your ass

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I'm curious how dose anyone clean out there ass before anal sex, do u have to buy an enema kit or are there any cheaper and easyer ways to do this? I don't think the shower hose will go in my ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Believe me it well, unless your trying to get the head of the shower in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I've heard that its dangerous

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*ksubguy By *ksubguy  (M)  over a year ago

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It's ok if you just have the water trickling out the hose, then hold it to your hole. You don't want to be firing a jet of water into your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Much safer to use a hand held Douche of the 'bulb type' take a look on eBay !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I use the douche bulb. check out ...

http://shop.bent.com/clean-stream-deluxe-enema-bulb.html

and ...

manhub.com/watch/26276/how-to-properly-use-an-anal-douche/

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By *awman   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I bought my anal douche bulb from Clone Zone. £13 well spent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I do not and I also do not see the need. I just shower before sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Stick of rhubarb works well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=952

£9.99 and if your a member of fabguys you get a 10% discount too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I do same shower then stick my finger up and check it. Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Dildo works for me ha ha

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By *uclid   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Toilet brush and garden hose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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A Kartcher jet wash from Amazon.It cleans your whole insides out

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By *nvictus   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Plain old toilet paper and baby wipes. I don't allow anything up there anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Always i have a Enema before Anal xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Get a small bottle fill it with warm water little soap lube you're ass gently push bottle up ass and squeeze bottle it will wash your ass out keep repeating till clean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Finding hose soft enough not to scratch the tender membranes, yet rigid rough to stay open to deliver the fluid is the tricky _it.

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By *umkwik   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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You can squat in bath,open your cheeks and arsehole,put shower head over hole and fill up with nice warm water.

Repeat as necessary.

Quite a lovely feeling as you empty your bowels.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I got a adaptor from eBay. It fits on the shower head. It's amazing lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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The 'love Honey' one works well.

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By *nvictus   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Baby wipes after I've had a shit. Toilet paper first, then the wipes to clean better.

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*ordic-knight By *ordic-knight   premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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A curry-comb first. Then some special shampoo that you can get from a horse equipment store or the vets. finally hose him down but don't forget to rub him down with a horse blanket and put him in a warm stable so that he doesn't catch cold.

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By *hangeling   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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cilit bang drain cleaner and wire brush,lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I always give my hole a deep soapy fingering when I shower,and follow it up with a jet of warm water from the shower head.

It just seems to be a basic personal hygene thing,and is so nice to feel a clean little hole which smells sweet, even when I wake up.

So many guys seem to think that being dirty and sweaty is a ormal masculine thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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hosepipe & a wire brush works well.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Bog brush on a battery drill. gives that on fire feeling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/shower-douche

does it for me - although check the temperature first!

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By *nvictus   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"Bog brush on a battery drill. gives that on fire feeling "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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as the old joke goes

detol and a wire brush sir

can post the full on if anyone is bored enough

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*ordic-knight By *ordic-knight   premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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I missed the key word of 'out' so we are obviously talking about cleaning out his stable of loose-box.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I don't! I just have a shower before sex, and never had any complaints.

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By *nvictus   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"I don't! I just have a shower before sex, and never had any complaints."

Same here. Just a shower or bath. Soap and water does the job.

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By  *ebelatsea    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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I see the question as being about sex with a 4 legged animal ! This is Britain for f----s sake, the word is ARSE.

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*ordic-knight By *ordic-knight   premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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"I see the question as being about sex with a 4 legged animal ! This is Britain for f----s sake, the word is ARSE."

Quite right Mr Rebel. I have these stupid Americanisms. Totally pathetic.

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"I see the question as being about sex with a 4 legged animal ! This is Britain for f----s sake, the word is ARSE. Quite right Mr Rebel. I have these stupid Americanisms. Totally pathetic."

'have' should read 'hate'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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enema kits is essential..sometimes i do it twice as i do like to make sure im very clean ..4get those stupid douche bulbs ..u need lots of water for a deep clean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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The guys who just have a shower or use baby wipes are disillusioned, A deeper clean is required. I use an anal douche, the feeling of emptiness and cleanliness is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I usually use the shower hose, I have one that allows you to turn down the power of it so it often does the job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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It is best NOT to use any soap, warm water is the only thing you should be using. The soap can and will cause an irritation to the lining of your colon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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It's Arse not ass

Bloody damn Yankee expression

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*ordic-knight By *ordic-knight   premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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"It's Arse not ass

Bloody damn Yankee expression "

Thank you Mr Hank Williams sir for pointing that out. I also detest that slovenly Americanism. It's quite ridiculous and I wonder if the guys who use it realise how stupid they sound.

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By *earnelg  (M)  over a year ago

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I find the bulb type douche does work for me - do it a few times.

I agree the shower attachment does a good job. But you need to regulate the pressure or you can inflict damage inside and cause bleeding. Yes, Never use soap internally - can give terrible irritation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I just have a shower before sex. Simple!

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By *guys2go  (M)  over a year ago

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"The guys who just have a shower or use baby wipes are disillusioned, A deeper clean is required. I use an anal douche, the feeling of emptiness and cleanliness is amazing."

Totally agree with this comment - an internal douche is a must - who wants a shitty rim or fuck, and its much more hygienic and respectful. Get an anal douche. Agree with those that say a shower is usually too powerful and starts to colonic irrigate your lower bowel instead of your rectum, and can cause leakage for hours after, so it is quite important to do it properly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Funny thing is, none of the ladies I fuck in the arse on a regular basis do any of this- why are we so hung- up on it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Funny thing is, none of the ladies I fuck in the arse on a regular basis do any of this- why are we so hung- up on it?"

that's just what I was thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Funny thing is, none of the ladies I fuck in the arse on a regular basis do any of this- why are we so hung- up on it? that's just what I was thinking. "

My wife took it up the arse and in fact she preferred anal to vaginal She never douched nor would I have wanted her to. I used to rim her unwashed arse prior to buggering her and enjoyed rimming her during a fucking and she was happy enough to suck my cock straight from her arse. The namby pamby brigade will be retching their guts up, no doubt after reading this. But I don't care I loved it! To each his own !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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But there is rarely any pooh anyway! A trip to the bog and a shower before your 'Date' will be fine...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"I see the question as being about sex with a 4 legged animal ! This is Britain for f----s sake, the word is ARSE. Quite right Mr Rebel. I have these stupid Americanisms. Totally pathetic. 'have' should read 'hate'"

Hahaha!! No doubt the Germans say the proper word is Arsch, Bloody Englander schwein hundts!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"hosepipe & a wire brush works well.....

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I'd love to know if someone tries this!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Henry the hoover :P

Dianne x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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dog licks my ass o

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By *ornybottom1   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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Lol such irritation from one word some of you guys need to take a chill pill

ASS

ARSE

BUTT

BUM

POSTERIOR

POOP SHOOT

HOLE

BOTTOM

Which ever does it really matter as long as you get those nice _ig hard cocks up it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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POOP SHOOT

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By *ewcocol  (M)  over a year ago

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Can't beat my trusty Dyson

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By *ewcocol  (M)  over a year ago

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" Hahaha!! No doubt the Germans say the proper word is Arsch, Bloody Englander schwein hundts!!"

And a schoolboy giggle was always heard passing the exits on German Autobahns when the reading the sign saying Ausfahrt (exit)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Hornybottom, I think the word you wanted was 'CHUTE' as 'SHOOT' means something else, i.e. 'shoot up your chute'.

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By *ick255620  (M)  over a year ago

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ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS....

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By *ornybottom1   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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"Hornybottom, I think the word you wanted was 'CHUTE' as 'SHOOT' means something else, i.e. 'shoot up your chute'. "

No I knew what i meant and got it correct lol

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By *ewcocol  (M)  over a year ago

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Nobody included fudge flume in those descriptions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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With a huge toilet brush!!! (only kidding!)

Pam x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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a 100 ml. schringe and 6"tube flushes me out

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By *xyankee  (M)  over a year ago

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Shower hose will certainly fit, it isn't much _igger than your thumb. I always use this method before meeting someone. Want to be totally clean as I love being rimmed.

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By *xyankee  (M)  over a year ago

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Shower hose will certainly fit, it isn't much _igger than your thumb. I always use this method before meeting someone. Want to be totally clean as I love being rimmed.

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By *xyankee  (M)  over a year ago

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Shower hose will certainly fit, it isn't much _igger than your thumb. I always use this method before meeting someone. Want to be totally clean as I love being rimmed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I use a rubber shower hose that slips onto both taps, but careful not to only use the hot tap cos it does what it says - it's blo@;y hot !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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bulb douche,do not use soap or shampoo just clean luke warm water andrememer when your eingfucked you sometimes think you need a shit its because a cock feels like a turd,mind you some of the guys ive known .....but thats another story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I just have a shower and have never had any complaints. It's that simple!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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glycerin suppositories ..works every time..insert one of these up u half hour before u shower or bath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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power shower 2/3 times (unless specifically asked not to: but thats for another forum heading!)

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By *i   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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shower hose always does the job!! at a guys house he had a attachment for his shower hose that was very nice as it squirted up u and cleaned u out very quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Nothing worse in the heat of the moment than a shitty dick!!

Anal douche is best. The guys who think a baby wipe does the job are disillusioned.

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"Nothing worse in the heat of the moment than a shitty dick!!

Anal douche is best. The guys who think a baby wipe does the job are disillusioned."

Lol. Very true! I always douche to the point of spotlessness Plus i love the feeling of jetting my arse out so much the pre cum flows out of my cock like a tap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I use a bulb douche

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By *ninmoorLeeds   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I used to use a basting tube... Now a bulb douche

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I have a toy (Cock) that attaches to the shower

hose does a good job of cleaning and feels nice as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Shower!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I use a bulb douche.

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By  *ebelatsea    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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Since I don't possess the animal in question, I can't answer, But I should think the RSPCA would be very interested in you all sticking things up an animals anus.

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By *iguypeterborou  (M)  over a year ago

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?????

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By *anoflangley  (M)  over a year ago

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Brillo pad ??

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By *andypears   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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Shower hose on slow warm temp clean and smelling nice after a couple of fills x

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By *umkwik   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Totally agree with rebel at sea.

I am English not British,although I have been informed by numerous officials I am not allowed to say I'm English.

What an ass,or should I say arse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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use shower hose but was lent a douche I need one felt so good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Sit on my face and use my tongue xx

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By *elltek  (M)  over a year ago

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Buy a douche

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I use a build douche

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Bloody predictive text, bulb not build

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By *ewcocol  (M)  over a year ago

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Good stiff brush, pitchfork for the dirty straw and a hosepipe to finish off the job. Or do you mean, by any chance, ARSE?

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"Good stiff brush, pitchfork for the dirty straw and a hosepipe to finish off the job. Or do you mean, by any chance, ARSE? "

Well done Mr Newcocol for holding out against this silly American infiltration of our language.

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"Good stiff brush, pitchfork for the dirty straw and a hosepipe to finish off the job. Or do you mean, by any chance, ARSE?

Well done Mr Newcocol for holding out against this silly American infiltration of our language."

I prefer the old-fashioned "donkey" & "bum"

but to answer the original q: power shower turned to jet

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*orwich_icd By *orwich_icd   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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Bottle brush....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I find a little cream round the hole and the shower hose with warn slow water cleans me well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Surely baby wipes can't go far enough up your passage to be properly clean.

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By *issy cum slut  (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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Shower hose not to hot or to much pressure that dose the jod brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I don't! I just have a shower before sex, and have never had any complaints.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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water cannon please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Having read the various comments on here I do wonder what some peoples idea of being clean is.

If you intend on being fucked then I think it is essential that you at least make a damn good effort to clear your anus out and douching is one of the best ways.

How do I prepare:

First I insert an constipation suppository and let that do it's thing but this is still not guaranteed to get rid of the 'waste'

Next an all over shower and when done it's time to remove the shower head (loosened beforehand) and then test the temperature of the water on my anus and making necessary adjustments.

I then attach a home made device - made from a well known under arm roller ball deodrant bottle that as been adapted for purpose and insert into my anus and then pump it in and out until everything runs clear.

Afterwards if you want you can then insert a tampon to soak up any water residue left inside and remove before your guest arrives!

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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sounds ok, someone once told me to use the shower hose which works great

wish they had told me to remove the shower head first though , ouch , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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You arshole intellectuals make me laugh, just another excuse to play. Lol

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By *ikebeds  (M)  over a year ago

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"sounds ok, someone once told me to use the shower hose which works great

wish they had told me to remove the shower head first though , ouch , lol xx "

What do you think toilet brush is for???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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CILLIT BANG!

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"Having read the various comments on here I do wonder what some peoples idea of being clean is.

If you intend on being fucked then I think it is essential that you at least make a damn good effort to clear your anus out and douching is one of the best ways.

How do I prepare:

First I insert an constipation suppository and let that do it's thing but this is still not guaranteed to get rid of the 'waste'

Next an all over shower and when done it's time to remove the shower head (loosened beforehand) and then test the temperature of the water on my anus and making necessary adjustments.

I then attach a home made device - made from a well known under arm roller ball deodrant bottle that as been adapted for purpose and insert into my anus and then pump it in and out until everything runs clear.

Afterwards if you want you can then insert a tampon to soak up any water residue left inside and remove before your guest arrives!

Simples!"

I'll just have a wank thanks....

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By *utored   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I for one do not wish to taste or smell shit. A gentle stream of warm water from e shower hose, once or maybe twice. Full evacuation and cleaniness achieved. A little lube to soften up the muscle and you are ready for action. I work vesitile so act clean and fuck clean.

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I for one do not wish to taste or smell shit. A gentle stream of warm water from e shower hose, once or maybe twice. Full evacuation and cleaniness achieved. A little lube to soften up the muscle and you are ready for action. I work vesitile so act clean and fuck clean.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Having read the various posts on this thread and its other variants I wonder why the tops are so concerned about a little amount of unsightly material on the end of their condoms. It can't affect the sensitivity of the activity. It would be nice if you were fucking a sterile tube but the anal cavity is one for evacuating excrement and if the person taking advantage of a willing bottom they should be grateful for the privilege! I'm not sure that the responsi_ility lies totally with the 'bottom'.

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By *odgerlodger  (M)  over a year ago

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A simple very cheap and effective method is to us a glass bottle (WKD size) and shower and clean as much as possible then half fill bottle with warm water and insert into anus, shake it about as you push in and out and the bottle will collect a fair few pieces of "muck", empty out wash bottle and repeat till water in bottle stays clean. normally three goes and you ass is as clean as can be and you are as horny as fuck....

practise it and you can ram it in quickly to wash _its out for a good way in. have been rimmed and guys say it is the cleanest ass they have tasted.

and it don't cost a Dime. lol use a quality glass bottle and always inspect for chips etc. on rim area before use. have fun let me know how you go on..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Glass thats extremely dangerous and I would never recommend or tell people to use glass. People have died inserting glass objects inside them self.

There are propa kits on the net or gentle flow of warm water.

Please dont ever insert glass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I found lovehoney has some cheap douches that work well.. Or you can get a shower douching kit that is less invasive than glass..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Anal douche is the most effective way to prepare for penetration.

The guys who think having a shower or using a baby wipe are disillusioned.

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By *PPLYWITHIN   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Anal douche is the most effective way to prepare for penetration.

The guys who think having a shower or using a baby wipe are disillusioned.

ANY ONE WHO DOES NOT USED THIS, OR SIMULAR, IS STUPID! THERE MUST BE SOME REALLY SMELLY, AND DIRTY PEOPLE OUT THERE. NO WONDER THEY CATCH A DESEASE. IT ONLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS. ANY TOP WORTH HES SALT. WOULD AGREE WITH ME I BET!

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*andy410 By *andy410   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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As an enthusiastic top I like variety. Nothing puts me off more than withdrawing to change position and find a shity smelly cock. Anyone who thinks wet wipes will do is delusional. A bulb douche is best. Shower fitting is OK but be prepared for leakage later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Got a dick shower head attachment does the job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I have a adjustable shower head,spray or jet,bend over and use the jet spray,takes a few goes to get right,it cleans you out really well,make sure you get to the toilet fairly quickly,made that mistake the first time,you will not believe the crap that is still up there,no pun intended.

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By *ewcocol  (M)  over a year ago

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With a cloth handy to hold over the orifice during the smartish move to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I've used shower douches, u can never get it all out, usually a slurry is left which is worse that solid. Best to have a good crap 2-3 hrs before sex, finger urself with with soap & water in shower, then aqueous cream after for extra clean & moisturise. For the top, always use a condom, don't pump so hard that ur cock becomes a plunger, & don't make a fuss if ur condom gets a little dirty. I find the smell & cream of vaginas more off-putting as a small skidmark.

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By *atexsub  (M)  over a year ago

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i was fucked on Monday and it was wonderful probably the best ever lol,

But not before i had taken my time leading up to it by first having a tom-tit about a couple of hours before going out lol then spending time douching about 4 time over about a 30 min period.

Then before leaving to meet, i put silicon lube in to sooth and lube lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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If you Google anal douching and then click on The Health Bear's Guide to Anal Douching there is advice on anal douching but more importantly there is a video showing to do it safely.

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By *arrynorfolk  (M)  over a year ago

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Is perhaps this not in the correct section ?

I thought this was for "Stories and fantasies" ?

Or am I being too much of a 'Librarian" LOL

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By *anned lol  (M)  over a year ago

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Not a librarian maybe a tad over picky and unnessersary but then again I replied so what does that make me ?

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By *ussieboi  (M)  over a year ago

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Hygiene is a _ig issue when you’re having anal sex

– and it should be. Your anus is home to lots of bacteria and other things that are good in your butt but not so good on your partner.

There aren’t many things more unappealing to some tops than pulling out and having a penis coated in his partner’s feces. Even with the condom on, it can be a huge mess. The more graphic term for this is “shit-dick.”

That said, it’s very important that you do not use enemas (douche) before anal sex. In fact, if you’re not constipated, or your doctor hasn’t instructed you to do so, you should avoid enemas in general.

Using liquids to purge the bowel is a very risky activity because:

(1) Anything other than water can cause irritation to the lining of your rectum. This makes you more likely to get HIV or another STI.

(2) Water that’s too hot can burn the lining of your rectum. This makes you more likely to get HIV or another STI.

(3) Flooding your rectum with water, ironically enough, dehydrates the colon. This makes your colon more apt to suck up other fluids. If a condom were to break during anal sex, your thirsty colon would suck up the cum and, if your partner were HIV positive, it would make you more likely to get HIV.

(4) Purging with water can make your body begin to rely on enemas to have a bowel movement. After enough enemas, you won’t be able to poop without them.

(5) If you douche too late, you might not get the water out in time. The pressure of your partner’s penis up there will push this residual water (and all the feces left in your bowel) out onto the bed, making a _igger mess than you set out to avoid.

Fortunately for all of us, there are some steps that you can take to clean yourself up before sex:

(1) Wipe the area down with a moist cloth to clean the outside.

(2) Don’t eat for a few hours before sex. Eating stimulates the bowel and will cause your body to create more shit.

(3) Fill an ear syringe (the blue bulb with the tapered nozzle) with warm (not hot) water and gently squeeze it into your rectum. This small amount of water will not cause any damage and should remove any residue left inside your ass.

Relax. Sex is messy. If you make a mess, wash it up with soapy water. Isn’t showering after sex part of the fun anyway?

Remember, shit happens!

And that, my friends, is the fabulous world of cleaning your butt. If you choose to have anal sex, there are a number of ways to make it safer and pleasurable. The bottom line is: listen to your body. If it doesn’t feel good, stop. Above all else, take care of your ass and your ass will take care of you.

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By *pen2   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I use a Higginson to douche. Simple to use and far less dangerous than a shower hose. Find them on ebay for about £6

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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immodium, night before, warm, gentle deep shower hose, lube and dildo to make sure all is clean and empty,

works every time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I find not having a shit for3days is best , you don't get any ruuuy shit ,the nuts are really solid

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I've found using s old spray bottle works well , first take the spray handle off , undo the bottle and take the long thin tube out, and insert the tube on the out side of the bottle , fill bottle up with warm water , put cap back on, then I lay on my side on a towel on bathroom floor lube my hole, insert tube And squeaze the bottle until you can't hold any more water in, wait for as long as possible b4 running to the loo, empty and keep repeating until water cums out clear!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Shower hose is definitely 1000% not safe for ass cleaning I tried it earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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After buying a £10 douch ball I love it. Filling it up with hot tap water I rest on the floor and lift my hips up and slip the thin nozzle inside. I empty it into my ass before letting it fill again with air and squeeze it hard, blowing the air into my bowels. Repeating this three more times with more water and air I feel full and I sit on the loo for the inevitable hot stream to shoot from me. The air I pumped in too also helps as it dislodges every last _it but makes you gassy for a few days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I always douche and rinse before a meet, but of late I have taken to using a female condom, It gives the Top a clean and safe entry, he doesn't need to use a condom himself so it is a bareback fuck, he can dump his load in me and exit clean.

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By *inkfud   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I've got a large syringe plus a 3/8 th rubber tube and saline water plus a spot of fairy not to strong flush out about 5 times or until crystal clear.

That means I can suck the Guy in between anal !

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By *ijohnjames  (M)  over a year ago

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U guys really know your shit. I cum here to be educated. Pity I don't like assfun.

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"Funny thing is, none of the ladies I fuck in the arse on a regular basis do any of this- why are we so hung- up on it? that's just what I was thinking. My wife took it up the arse and in fact she preferred anal to vaginal She never douched nor would I have wanted her to. I used to rim her unwashed arse prior to buggering her and enjoyed rimming her during a fucking and she was happy enough to suck my cock straight from her arse. The namby pamby brigade will be retching their guts up, no doubt after reading this. But I don't care I loved it! To each his own !!"

Why do ladies like it up the ass? They don't have a prostate. Or is it one of the "ladies" from here?

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By *ewcocol  (M)  over a year ago

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I had a sister in law who prefered it up trap two, she said it was better. After many years of my tongue stimulating her there my then wife must have got curious and started to do anal intercourse, yes she did orgasm strongly that way, but she wouldn't do it unless she had just walked from bath to bedroom.

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By *un Lovin   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I always use a douche.

Feel more confident taking cock deep...

This one's mine...

http://www.yoursecretpleasure.co.uk/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=28&products_id=465

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Have a dump, then use the shower hose pressed against your hole and let some warm water fill you, hold it for a minute or so and let it go. Do that 2 or 3 times and always clean after that. Never had any complaints

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By *assmaster  (M)  over a year ago

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shouldn't that be poop chute?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I have an enema bulb and it can hold a good amount of water. I run the hot tap and fill the sink. I can usually put four-five bulbfulls in me and let it swirl about a _it. Once I have emptied my rear I jum in the shower and give my ring a nice clean. Inside and out all ready now

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By *erseysub  (M)  over a year ago

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Don't be using fairy liquid as mentioned before. Use Johnsons baby shampoo

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By *issy1yerri  (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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Why are clean my arse out get in the shower and take the shower head off and stick to type up my arse and wash it out that way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I use the shower, just got this attachment from love honey, http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=32506, its 11 inch and made of soft silicon and goes in real easy, I enjoy using this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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You can buy an enema bulb for cheap and they work great. Just fill up the sink and hold the bulb under the very warm water and squeeze the air out so the water fills it and slip the nozzle into your ass and squeeze. Best to be lying on your bag with legs in the air or curl up into your shoulders. It will take about three to four to fill you so repeat until your full. Best to wait and move about so the water moves. Then when your ready just sit on the porcelain throne and let the rest just flow. Feels great when you go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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i agree with above it feels great

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Have to do it later. Miss the clean feeling

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By *issy1yerri  (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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I cleaned my half out with the shower and I slide it up inside my arse cheeks and just then they're letting the water going in and out but I do get very turned on by it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I have an enema pump I use warm soapy water it empties the bowels a treat.

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By *ustin01962  (M)  over a year ago

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Sorry my eyes aint wat they used to ...so that is Clit bang drainer....and a wide brush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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you should not use detergents, shampoos or soaps to douche only water.

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By *issyslut24  (M)  over a year ago

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Warm water and a finger and then the dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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With a soapy toilet brush! (only joking!)

Pam x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Those dirty people who think that a shower and a wipe is enough before anal sex are disgusting individuals, who presumably don't care if you,re dick is covered in shit, of course there is more dirt up there than you can wipe away with a shower and a baby wipe, most dicks will penetrate at least 5 or six inches, right into the mucky zone, Ugggggggghhhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Put the shorter head on jetn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Put the shower head on jetn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Just have a shower!

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By *atureish male  (M)  over a year ago

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Well obviously a dump is needed. Then I douche a few times until its clear (!!!!)...love the feel of the warm water coming out my bum. Then slip a butt plug up my bum as I shower. It feels good and helps to stretch my hole a little...mmmm

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By *utitinmybum   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I always have a shower,then insert hose in my hole on a low setting,expel all into w.c. then carry on until clean.Unless as I was instructed a while ago not to clean as he was really turned on by rimming and sucking smelly holes and cocksI also don't keep an Ass,horse,donkey or other equine animal.

Just have an arse which enjoys the attention of _ig cocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I use a Douche and I have a shower attachment with 3 different head sizes wonderful feeling

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By *oland butter  (M)  over a year ago

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this may seem an odd post from a `bottom gay`

but I HATE the process of douching

but once done all does feel good inside

just that `orrible intial process

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I have been told by a medic, who is very au fait with douching, that it is better for us to use a douche just to clear out lower anal area,, that is not to use the shower attachments too often, difficult to explain in words, but around 5 to 6 inches past the anus, the tract turns almost at right angles, so a small amount of douching is sufficient,, any more than that and you are into "colonic" irrigation,which ,, yes it does clear a lot of faeces out, but can not only take ages, but is not too good for you if done too often as apparently it will inhi_it the natural "lubrication" of the exiting 'matter'. You know "turds" !!

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By *2014   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"You arshole intellectuals make me laugh, just another excuse to play. Lol "

I've noticed this particular UNLOS a few times before. He always makes a similar comment on how funny we are on just this type of icky subject matter - one comment then disappears. Wonder why he has such an interest in male anal sex.

Anyway, nice to see him expanding to two sentences this time and I do genuinely admire the coining of the phrase 'arsehole intelectuals'.

Beta minus but showing progress. Next year whole paragraphs?

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"I have been told by a medic, who is very au fait with douching, that it is better for us to use a douche just to clear out lower anal area,, that is not to use the shower attachments too often, difficult to explain in words, but around 5 to 6 inches past the anus, the tract turns almost at right angles, so a small amount of douching is sufficient,, any more than that and you are into "colonic" irrigation,which ,, yes it does clear a lot of faeces out, but can not only take ages, but is not too good for you if done too often as apparently it will inhi_it the natural "lubrication" of the exiting 'matter'. You know "turds" !!"

Evilbat item No 2720*****28... [register free to see phone numbers]9.

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*ordic-knight By *ordic-knight   premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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Of course if you are well orf you can employ a stable lad to do it for you.

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"I have been told by a medic, who is very au fait with douching, that it is better for us to use a douche just to clear out lower anal area,, that is not to use the shower attachments too often, difficult to explain in words, but around 5 to 6 inches past the anus, the tract turns almost at right angles, so a small amount of douching is sufficient,, any more than that and you are into "colonic" irrigation,which ,, yes it does clear a lot of faeces out, but can not only take ages, but is not too good for you if done too often as apparently it will inhi_it the natural "lubrication" of the exiting 'matter'. You know "turds" !! Evilbay item No 2720*****28... [register free to see phone numbers]9."

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"I have been told by a medic, who is very au fait with douching, that it is better for us to use a douche just to clear out lower anal area,, that is not to use the shower attachments too often, difficult to explain in words, but around 5 to 6 inches past the anus, the tract turns almost at right angles, so a small amount of douching is sufficient,, any more than that and you are into "colonic" irrigation,which ,, yes it does clear a lot of faeces out, but can not only take ages, but is not too good for you if done too often as apparently it will inhi_it the natural "lubrication" of the exiting 'matter'. You know "turds" !! Evilbay item No on request 2 for under £3.00."

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A teaspoon to start then finish off with a dessert spoon but warm the spoons first

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By *elltek  (M)  over a year ago

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Douche

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"I have been told by a medic, who is very au fait with douching, that it is better for us to use a douche just to clear out lower anal area,, that is not to use the shower attachments too often, difficult to explain in words, but around 5 to 6 inches past the anus, the tract turns almost at right angles, so a small amount of douching is sufficient,, any more than that and you are into "colonic" irrigation,which ,, yes it does clear a lot of faeces out, but can not only take ages, but is not too good for you if done too often as apparently it will inhi_it the natural "lubrication" of the exiting 'matter'. You know "turds" !!"

As you can see I did try to add another post , but the computer saw it as a phone number.. I was trying to put the item number of those little bulb type douches I found them on Evilbay 2 for £2.45 and they are perfectly adequate and do the job.

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By *eander  (M)  over a year ago

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Can you spell out the product number in words. I have tried to search there using douche as the search word and nothing comes up

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By *onjj  (M)  over a year ago

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try a soft bristle bottle brush with lots of warm water.i bought a good quality brush from boots

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*ansyman By *ansyman  (M)  over a year ago

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good advice

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By tezzer profile verified by photo (M) over a year ago

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I use the douche bulb. check out ...

http://shop.bent.com/clean-stream-deluxe-enema-bulb.html

and ...

manhub.com/watch/26276/how-to-properly-use-an-anal-douche/

good advice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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You might get one or two that would suck it out for you. You would have to provide tooth picks.

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By *limsubguy  (M)  over a year ago

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i always use an enema bulb cleans me out ready to be entered by a nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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So used to it,I now always douch with the shower hose even wen I don't have a meet ,just seems the cleanest thing to do

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By *de67  (M)  over a year ago

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use the shower hose feels good and keeps you clean

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By *ATURE HORNY LIVERPOOL BI  (M)  over a year ago

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I'm douching with shower hose this morning just in case I get lucky !

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By *wilxj8  (M)  over a year ago

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I also shove a shower hose up me to wash out did it yesterday and in a few mins

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