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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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There was a young man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, whilst wiping his chin,if my ear was a hole I could fuckit! Oh hhhh Bliss!

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By *amekeeper  (M)  over a year ago

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There was an gay man from the 'broad'

who claimed he could suck his own sword

When he showed off his trick

From the shortness of prick

We could tell he was just an old fraud

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By *amekeeper  (M)  over a year ago

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A _amekeeper who hailed from Kilkenny

Would often suck cock for a penny

But for half of that sum

His big hairy bum

was a source of amusement to many.

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By *pheliaBalls  (M)  over a year ago

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There was a young chaplain from King's

Who talked about God and such things

But his real desire

Was a boy in the choir

With a bottom like jelly on springs

Thank you Stephen Fry

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*randadjohn By *randadjohn  (M)  over a year ago

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A randy little bugger from Leith

Used to pull back foreskins with his teeth

It wasn't for money

Or anything funny

But to get at the flees and the cheese underneath.

Sorry guys

Memorised many years ago from Count Palmeiro Vicarion's "Book of Bawdy Limericks"

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By *oe Browne  (M)  over a year ago

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There was a man from the Manor

Who used to tricks for a tanner

His favourite trick

Was to stand on his dick

And tighten his balls with a spanner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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There was a man from Newcastle

Who sat on a cock that had a tastle

It hurt quite a lot

It did not hit the spot

So he pulled off with out a dribble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"There was a man from Newcastle

Who sat on a cock that had a tastle

It hurt quite a lot

It did not hit the spot

So he pulled off with out a dribble"

Mines shite but I tried

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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There was a young man named Ruckingham

who stood on a bridge near Buckingham

watching the stunts

of the cunts in the punts

and the trick of the pricks

that were fucking them.

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By *oming and Going  (M) 47 weeks ago

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There was a young man from France

Who waited ten years for his chance.

Then he muffed it.

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