|A few words about yourself||I DO NOT DO GROUPS – PLEASE DO NOT MENTION GROUPS TO ME. THANK YOU.
I am 59 but often taken for younger. Seeking only no-strings fun with reliable masculine guys 18-50s, medium to stocky, thick-set, beefy, rugby-build, up to chub. I’m now medium build, I don’t go to the gym, so I don't have an Adonis body, I have thin arms & legs, and now getting a little gut, however I have been complimented on the contents of my shorts, and I'm grateful for all my verifications on this & other sites. I’m honest, intelligent, polite, reliable, totally discrete, very clean, sane, and I expect the same in others. I adore broad shoulders, big arms, thick necks, beer bellies, massive thighs, calves & arses. Married, bi, “straight” (ha ha, get a dictionary!), newcomers, inexperienced, curious and non-scene especially welcome. What does it for me is guys who look as though they'd never have sex with another man: ordinary rough common next-door blokey-blokes, especially bouncer, bruiser and meat-head types. I’m mostly vanilla, my role is top (please be douched), but I'm equally happy without anal at all; I like foreplay, I’m tactile & sensual, and always disappointed if a guy won’t kiss (is he afraid that if he kisses a guy while getting fucked, the kissing part might make him queer?). Not seeking a relationship or friendship, and I’m not attracted to men who are the remotest bit effeminate (sorry, no offence intended to anyone); consequently I have no interest in twinks, queens, trendies or fashion victims. I don't go for good looks, I find most aftershaves a turn-off, and cross-dressing in a sexual setting leaves me cold.
I prefer to keep messages as brief, concise & few as possible, just the barest minimum to confirm compatibility and to make any arrangements; not into chit-chat and I hate endless message pin-pong. Please don’t engage me in multiple messages then suddenly delete your profile, that makes you a timewaster! I abhor liars & fantasists, please no unwashed, unhinged, dysfunctionals or psychos (I’ve had all those), and don’t expect me to have sex with you if you’re not recently showered or any part of your body smells. I have no problem with anyone sniffing little brown bottles but I don’t use them myself and consequently I don’t supply them for free. I accommodate (Jesmond, Newcastle) or travel locally only. Free many weekdays (daytimes preferred), some midweek early evenings, & some early Sunday afternoons.
I believe in an accurate & honest profile, it may appear long, but trust me, it can save so much time & grief, thanks for reading and respecting mine. |